Being in a relationship means: cook dinner for the one you live with in exchange for sex

Being single means: cook dinner for the one you live with in exchange for also having the privilege to take care of the dishes.

Please let there be a world where dinner and sex is served without me even having to come near the dishes!

( vet inte varför det kändes lättare att uttrycka mig på engelska just idag men, google översätt hittar du här )

Tune: Hard as a rock - AC/DC